Big news! I’ve officially joined the staff at Funny Or Die as a writer and director. Thanks to everybody who watches my videos- I wouldn’t have gotten this gig without your support. Get ready for some really cool videos I’ll be doing with the incredibly talented FOD staff.

Below is a picture that appeared in Time Magazine of the FOD staff, I’m in there somewhere. Click on that to read an article bout this crazy site that pays my bills now. Stay tuned for forthcoming video madness.

Hey mans,

I haven’t posted to my website, or my Twitter, or my Gharflk, in quite a while. Y’all must be assuming I was dead- which I was, for about 12 minutes, on May 8th. But don’t worry- the man who ran into me had his motorcycle license revoked.

I assure you that my relative silence is the result of me being the busiest I’ve ever been, and lots of awesome video fun is coming your way soonishly. Until then, enjoy the best video I’ve EVER made, “Look At This Face”.

I was interviewed by Dave Izhoff from the New York Times in a “oral history of Insane Clown Posse parodies”. Shit, muhfucka, I got mad oral history. Click the link to read Violent J himself responding to the video!

NY TIMES!

Apparently a brief print version is coming out on Friday, so look out for that at your newspaper stands!

Two Scotts? Yeah, you read it right. Enjoy this short film that I had the pleasure of acting in.

I’m From The Future

This was written and directed by Chris Cantwell, with shooting and effects and editing by the Codeglia Bros. It’s great knowing such talented dudes.

Will Hyler wrote and animated this video, to which I lent my voice and one picture. One more and it would have cost him.

This is an awesome reboot of a video we did back in 2006. Soon, Will shall return the favor and act in a sequel to one of my videos from 2006. Stay tuned.

I’m gonna make a prettier section for this later, but I’ve compiled some mp3s from recent videos for your downloading pleasure.

Sex Offender Shuffle (Music by Alfred Montejano)
Trickin’ It To The Treats
Robii- Ni Lo Pienses (from Que Hiciste 5, music by Tyler Burton)
Stephen A. Murphy Campaign Song (anyone remember this?)

Also, don’t forget that awesome shirts are available HERE.

Check out the new episode of Que Hiciste Con Mi Hijo, the first one ever featuring an original Robii song!

Music by Tyler Burton
Lyrics by Scott Gairdner, Ryan Mitchell, and Chris Chappell

Starring:
Ryan Mitchell, Will Hyler

If you haven’t seen the whole series, catch up HERE.

I got to visit CollegeHumor and control Josh Ruben’s mind!

Violent J from ICP himself has responded to “Juggalo News”.

Chris, Erin, Perry, Molly, David, Mundy- we are no hoe. Thank you ninja friends.

http://www.twitter.com/bigviolentj

Eagle-eyed viewers of this site may notice a new tab at the top. This tab says “store”. It is accurate.

Check out the new scottgairdner.com store, with T-shirts of all your favorite videos and characters! Impress your friends by wearing the smiling visages of Vampire Michael McDonald, Les Rohsrettor, Blowjob Robot, and Murderbitch! Imagine the fun you’ll have when you look in a mirror, decipher what your shirt says backwards, and laugh and laugh and laugh and LAUGH.

More designs will be added as the weeks go by, including some by the great Katie Bode.

CLICK HERE FOR THE STORE