So if I made some T-shirts and such available, what would anyone want them of? “Trickin It To The Treats”? “My dreams exceed my real life”? “The Future Mr. Laura Hughes”?

Email me at scott.gairdner@gmail.com with suggestions.

An old favorite got on the front page of Funny Or die today- “Guy From Nickelback: Private Eye”. So far, the vote is die. Help me out with a “funny”? There’s a small chance a sequel could be in the cards…

Yesterday, my Youtube channel hit 10,000 subscribers. That means I finally have .6% as many subscribers as Fred.

In all sincerity, it wasn’t long ago that I was begging for my 800th subscriber. I truly appreciate how many people are checking out what I’m doing. I work hard on this stuff, and I wouldn’t have a reason to if not for all the kind folks on the internet. Thanks everybody.

Here’s hoping your granddad actually does come back for Christmas.

According to Comedy.com, I am a reason that 2010 will be hilarious. I accept the challenge.

Read the whole list HERE.

I’ve decided to temporarily stop making videos in favor of a new passion- winemaking. The first batch is almost ready, and I’ve already gotten the labels ready.

If you’d like a bottle, or a crate, please email gairdneroaks@thisisn’treal.com.

Sex Offender Shuffle is featured (and doing pretty well) on Funny or Die. If you’re bored, toss me a funny vote!

Sex Offender Shuffle - watch more funny videos

Also, download the mp3 here.

Also, also, Beatles 3000 is on Cracked. Watch it and Digg it!
http://digg.com/comedy/A_History_Channel_Documentary_from_the_Future_Beatles_3000

I close out Scottober with my tribute to mid-80s football team raps, “Sex Offender Shuffle”.

Completed: November 2009
Runtime: 3:57

Crew:
Music: Alfred Montejano
Gaffer: Dave Codeglia
Lighting operator: Shelby Barnes
Mug shot photography: Katie Bode
Facilities provided by X12 Productions

Cast:
Officer Raymond H. Karr- Perry Smith
Larry Arthauer- Chris Cantwell
Vernon Douglas- Scott Gairdner
Charles Dolling- Clint Gage
Sam Pound- Nick Mundy
Ronald Mullis- Alfred Montejano
Laura Hughes- Erin Pade
Marc Burmholdt- Michael Rousselet
Arthur Chase- Brad Conlin
Telly Polk- Sean Bury
unnamed really creepy one in the back- Brian Rowe
Guard- Dave Codeglia

Notes:

Download the mp3 here!

On my recent video “Ledge Fighters”, I was lucky enough to have an amazing explosion effect (and considerable lighting help) by Ghostlight Productions. The Ghostlight guys have launched their new website (http://www.ghostlight.com) and they asked me to provide some insightful commentary on their effects. Watch below:

And here’s the original video:

Even 1000 years after they’ve died, the world will still remember the incredible talent of John, Paul, Greg, and Scottie.

Thanks to the many people who helped on this, the third of four Scottober videos.

Starring:
Ryan Mitchell, Perry Smith, Scott Gairdner, Brian Lyman, and Nick Mundy

Artwork by Erika Deoudes
Gorlock drawing by Brian Engh
Sgt. Petsounds cover by Katie Bode
Sgt. Petsounds guitar by Perry Smith
Cyborg makeup by Michael Truly

Sgt. Peppers reenactors: Brad Conlin, Erin Pade, Dave Codeglia, Will Hutson

Royalty-free music by http://www.royaltyfreemusiclibrary.com.

Special thanks to:
Chris Chappell
Team Tiger Awesome
Erin Pade
Digisynd
Kent Gairdner