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	<title>scottgairdner.com</title>
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	<description>It'll blow your mind off!</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lego Pac-Man: The Movie</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/08/17/lego-pac-man-the-movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
This was made by Michael Inglis, who also has excellent Lego remakes of the &#8220;Dark Knight&#8221; trailer and other videos.
And for comparison, check the original.



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<p>This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.</p>
<p>This was made by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Inglis93">Michael Inglis</a>, who also has excellent Lego remakes of the &#8220;Dark Knight&#8221; trailer and other videos.</p>
<p>And for comparison, check the original.</p>
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		<title>Vertical Pizza</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/07/16/vertical-pizza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A new video!! Hope you like it. 



Big ol&#8217; thanks go to the usual gang:
Will Hyler (narrator, mountain climber, and lighting)
Ryan Mitchell (pizza-eating guy, and writing help)
Katie Bode (graphic design)
Erin Pade (calligraphy)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new video!! Hope you like it. </p>
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<p>Big ol&#8217; thanks go to the usual gang:<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.willhyler.com">Will Hyler</a></strong> (narrator, mountain climber, and lighting)<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.scottgairdner.com/ryan-mitchell">Ryan Mitchell</a></strong> (pizza-eating guy, and writing help)<br />
<strong>Katie Bode</strong> (graphic design)<br />
<strong>Erin Pade</strong> (calligraphy)</p>
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		<title>Who Tooted?</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/07/07/who-tooted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Will did this in about 7 minutes. 



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.willhyler.com">Will</a> did this in about 7 minutes. </p>
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		<title>Family Matters Theme (Room 4 U Remix)</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/12/family-matters-theme-room-4-u-remix/</link>
		<comments>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/12/family-matters-theme-room-4-u-remix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The greatest song ever written just got even better! 

 
Sean Bury helped with this!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The greatest song ever written just got even better! </p>
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<p><a href="http://seanbury.tumblr.com/">Sean Bury</a> helped with this!</p>
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		<title>Super Sweet Or Die</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/03/super-sweet-or-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though my video has production value and I&#8217;m not the star of a Judd Apatow movie, I made it to the front page of Funny Or Die!
Zing!



My Super Sweet Funeral on FunnyOrDie.com
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though my video has production value and I&#8217;m not the star of a Judd Apatow movie, I made it to the front page of Funny Or Die!<br />
Zing!</p>
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		<title>Iris: The Comeback</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/02/iris-the-comeback/</link>
		<comments>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/02/iris-the-comeback/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[At long last, I sense that the Iris trend may be making a comeback. Proof?!? Here it comes!!
My friend Brad combined &#8220;Iris&#8221; with my favorite internet impressionist. 



Will made me aware of this back-to-basics Iris by John from Youtube.



And Youtube user DevilChicka sent me a two part Iris comic!!! 
Part One
Part Two
So if you want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At long last, I sense that the Iris trend may be making a comeback. Proof?!? Here it comes!!</p>
<p>My friend Brad combined &#8220;Iris&#8221; with <a href="http://scottgairdner.com/2007/12/31/the-man-of-one-million-voices/">my favorite internet impressionist</a>. </p>
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<p>Will made me aware of this back-to-basics Iris by John from Youtube.</p>
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<p>And Youtube user DevilChicka sent me a two part Iris comic!!! </p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/images/200806/02/00/121237968320-6432.png">Part One</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/images/200806/02/00/121237969281-6432.png">Part Two</a></strong></p>
<p>So if you want to get on the quickly restarting Iris bandwagon, I encourage you to do so.</p>
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		<title>Universal Tour Guides Win Eternal Struggle Against King Kong</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/01/universal-tour-guides-win-eternal-struggle-against-king-kong/</link>
		<comments>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/06/01/universal-tour-guides-win-eternal-struggle-against-king-kong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tour Guide Diaries]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Though many believe that being a Universal Studios tour guide is a fun and easy job, what they don&#8217;t realize is that each day, a tour guide must engage in several battles with a terrifying creature.

Although Kong never took the lives of any of my tour guests, the emotional scars ran deep. Children cried, parents [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Though many believe that being a Universal Studios tour guide is a fun and easy job, what they don&#8217;t realize is that each day, a tour guide must engage in several battles with a terrifying creature.</p>
<p><img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/Kong.jpg" /></p>
<p>Although Kong never took the lives of any of my tour guests, the emotional scars ran deep. Children cried, parents coughed in agony at his disgusting banana breath.</p>
<p>Often, as the tram passed by this jungle-spawned fool, I would shout, &#8220;<strong>Curse you, KONG! I would slap in the mouth, but my arms are not long, like yours! Because I am a human, with thoughts and feelings, just like my innocent guests. Not like you. You are a disgusting, stupid animal. You are nothing. And someday, I will seek my revenge.</strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>Today&#8230; revenge is mine.</p>
<p><img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/IMG_2968-1.jpg" /></p>
<p>Get used to the heat, Kong, because you will surely burn in hell.</p>
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		<title>The Sweet Juice of Success</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/05/29/the-sweet-juice-of-success/</link>
		<comments>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/05/29/the-sweet-juice-of-success/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 00:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So &#8220;My Super Sweet Funeral&#8221; is a big hit, and the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive. Except on Ebaum&#8217;s World, who graciously featured my video without asking permission or giving me credit. Thanks!! 
Check out this amazing comment the video got on Ebaum&#8217;s World. 

I really loved Colbert7&#8217;s idea, and in the spirit of Ebaum&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So &#8220;My Super Sweet Funeral&#8221; is a big hit, and the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive. Except on Ebaum&#8217;s World, who graciously featured my video without asking permission or giving me credit. Thanks!! </p>
<p>Check out this amazing comment the video got on Ebaum&#8217;s World. </p>
<p><img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/Juice.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>I really loved Colbert7&#8217;s idea, and in the spirit of Ebaum&#8217;s World, I&#8217;ve decided to steal it. I am proud to officially announce the launch of&#8230;.</p>
<p align="center"><font size="5"><strong>Scott Gairdner&#8217;s Old-Fashioned Jazz-Flavored Fag Juice!</strong></font></p>
<p>Now you <em>can</em> drink jazz-flavored fag juice every day! With 5 delicious flavors!</p>
<p><img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/Basie.jpg" alt="" />    <img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/Coleman.jpg" alt="" />    <img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/Dizzy2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p>At the suggestion of Ebaum&#8217;s user GoNads1420, I will be selling it for 1 dollar a bottle, exclusively at Club Manhole.</p>
<p><img src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/WillipsBrighton/Juice2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>My Super Sweet Funeral</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/05/19/my-super-sweet-funeral/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Announcing my 50th (!) video posted on Youtube&#8230;



My Super Sweet Funeral
By the way, I encourage everybody to click on the link and do the &#8220;Watch in high quality&#8221; option on Youtube. Cause this one looks real good. 
I&#8217;d like to thank all the people who helped out on this, particularly&#8230;
Will Hyler (who shot it, built [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Announcing my <strong>50th (!)</strong> video posted on Youtube&#8230;
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<p>By the way, I encourage everybody to click on the link and do the &#8220;Watch in high quality&#8221; option on Youtube. Cause this one looks real good. </p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to thank all the people who helped out on this, particularly&#8230;<br />
<a href="http://www.willhyler.com"><strong>Will Hyler</strong></a> (who shot it, built the coffin, and did the amazing opening sequence)<br />
<strong>Katie Bode</strong> (who did all the fabric on the coffin, including the &#8216;Juicy&#8217; letters)<br />
<a href="http://www.scottgairdner.com/perry-smith"><strong>Perry Smith</strong></a> and <strong>Erin Pade</strong> (my fine co-stars)<br />
And all the attendees of the Super Sweet Funeral: <strong>Kim Megowan</strong> (Stacey), <a href="http://www.scottgairdner.com/ryan-mitchell"><strong>Ryan Mitchell</strong></a> (Zac Efron), <strong>Chris Chappell</strong> (Priest), <strong>David Love</strong>, <strong>Amanda Ellexson</strong>, <strong>Adrienne Castillo</strong>, <strong>Brad Schulz</strong>, <strong>Brian Rowe</strong>, and <strong>Marshall Hicks</strong></p>
<p>UPDATE: Now its on <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816872">CollegeHumor</a> and <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3c22d01b67">Funny Or Die</a>. You should watch it on all the sites it&#8217;s on, and try to notice differences in the quality and players and codecs. Interestingly, for Funny Or Die, it was actually exported in H.264 from a 4&#215;3 timeline so I could put the watermark at the bottom. Also, java applets web 2.0 interweb serverbase.</p>
<p>UPDATED UPDATE:Front page o&#8217; Youtube. Hell yes.</p>
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		<title>E! Celebrity Cum Countdown on Youtube</title>
		<link>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/04/15/e-celebrity-cum-countdown-on-youtube/</link>
		<comments>http://scottgairdner.com/2008/04/15/e-celebrity-cum-countdown-on-youtube/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This one didn&#8217;t really get a fair shake first time around, so I put it up on Youtube.



Watch as E! counts down the celebrities with the best tasting man sauce!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one didn&#8217;t really get a fair shake first time around, so I put it up on Youtube.</p>
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<p>Watch as E! counts down the celebrities with the best tasting man sauce!</p>
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