First of all, let me make one thing clear. I make a lot of money. And as such, I routinely thumb through Fortune magazine, at the same time thumbing down my nose at the beggars within (kiss my dick, Warren Buffett).

Point is, I happened upon an article about an apparent real-life Pac Man movie in the works. And this article contained a rather interesting parenthetical.

If Fortune enjoyed Pac Man so much, wait until Missing Spanish Sons Magazine finds out about my videos.

* Traditionally, in the legitimate magazine industry, page 24 is referred to as the cover.