The greatest song ever written just got even better!
Sean Bury helped with this!
June 2008
Monthly Archive
Thu 12 Jun 2008
Tue 3 Jun 2008
Even though my video has production value and I’m not the star of a Judd Apatow movie, I made it to the front page of Funny Or Die!
Zing!
Mon 2 Jun 2008
At long last, I sense that the Iris trend may be making a comeback. Proof?!? Here it comes!!
My friend Brad combined “Iris” with my favorite internet impressionist.
Will made me aware of this back-to-basics Iris by John from Youtube.
And Youtube user DevilChicka sent me a two part Iris comic!!!
So if you want to get on the quickly restarting Iris bandwagon, I encourage you to do so.
Sun 1 Jun 2008
Universal Tour Guides Win Eternal Struggle Against King Kong
Posted by scott under Tour Guide Diaries , Universal Studios[7] Comments
Though many believe that being a Universal Studios tour guide is a fun and easy job, what they don’t realize is that each day, a tour guide must engage in several battles with a terrifying creature.
Although Kong never took the lives of any of my tour guests, the emotional scars ran deep. Children cried, parents coughed in agony at his disgusting banana breath.
Often, as the tram passed by this jungle-spawned fool, I would shout, “Curse you, KONG! I would slap in the mouth, but my arms are not long, like yours! Because I am a human, with thoughts and feelings, just like my innocent guests. Not like you. You are a disgusting, stupid animal. You are nothing. And someday, I will seek my revenge.”
Today… revenge is mine.
Get used to the heat, Kong, because you will surely burn in hell.
