“Pac Man” just hit 1.5 million views on Youtube. It just won’t die. And in celebration, I thought I’d post a second edition of my only-now-recurring website segment, “Meet the Commenters”. Let’s take a look at some of the thousands who have weighed in about this successful video.

Commenter #1

“What a overeacted? shit…”
- MightyGarogh

Now, from his spelling, I can’t tell if he thinks the video is “over-acted”, in which case I point to Will Hyler’s many years studying at the Stella Adler Studio to argue otherwise, or if he thinks it is “over-reacted”, as in the positive reaction to the video is not justified, in which case I agree with him. Either way, Mighty Garogh is a member of a Chilean band called Ancestral Cult, who counts “HP Lovecraft” among its influences and is apparently of the genre “deep ambiental”. So there you have it- for some real ambiental music, check out Ancestral Cult!

Commenter #2

i wanted to ask whent is the full lenth movie of Pac Man going to be filmed or when is it going to be out. When can i see it. Everyone wants to see it too. Don’t leave us fans hanging.
-ceirei

Often I wonder what kind of people think Pac Man is real. Apparently, this kind of people:

Thanks, ceirei!

Commenter #3

“that would be so toatly awesome!!!!!!!!!LOL awesome try to actually make like a 2 hour movie of it”
- imakemoviesandpivots

Well, I say to you, imakemoviesandpivots, you should make a full length movie out of your video, “PWNED”:

Violent, but with a message! About McDonalds!

Commenter #4

“this movie looks soooo shitty…. i dont know why people put this crap up here its dumb-shit… zelda movie looks? gayer than elton john in a pink limosine”
And also…
“guy who made this must be the biggest fag”
- omfgwtbbq666

I’ll defer to what other people wrote on this guy’s profile:
“youre a bitch”
“why don’t you stop hiding behind a computer and face or are too much of a fucking coward”
“you fucking bicth im gonna kick yo ass”

Evidently he incites a lot of internet trouble. And if I talk about him more, I’ll only validate him. So moving on to…

Commenter #5

this is sooo stupid i mean it would be a lil better if pacman was animated but even then its would still be gay
- peewee2252

You ever read comments like this and think “This must be a 10-year-old”? Here’s proof:

This is made funnier by the fact that I know Will participated in an extremely similar video, when he was at least 16.

Commenter #6

“SOMEONE has a LOT of time on their hands!”
-naw2013

Is that a bad thing?

There could be three more posts about idiotic Pac Man comments. And maybe I’ll go through them later. But if even 10 percent of the Pac Man audience understood that it was a comedy skit and not a real trailer, and they didn’t think it was gay, then I did my job.