It’s been a little while since I’ve updated you on the goings-on at the good ol’ entertainment capital of L.A. But October is upon us, and that means the end of the tram… and the beginning of the TERROR TRAM! Will Hyler was kind enough to document my spooktacular tour on the night of October 6th:

The next weekend, we were called in for a meeting, where we were told that the ratings for the Halloween tour were through the roof!!. But also some executives took the tour and they got offended and we can’t improvise any more. But seriously, you guys are great! Keep it up!

So the public loves it, but several rich dipshits get offended because we make fun of Whoopi Goldberg and Al Roker (how dare we!), so no fun for anyone. But we are allowed to tell a high-larious anecdote involving a famous quote by moving picture star Lon Chaney. Because that’s just what busloads of drunk Latino dudes want to hear. Ohhh, Universal, will you ever learn?