I have exciting news, everyone! I think I figured out what I want to do for a living! I want to be a sound designer for kooky comedy trailers! I was inspired by the trailer for Disney’s “The Game Plan”, starring The Rock. Watch this trailer below, and imagine what it would be like without wacky sound effects.

The Game Plan

Without whooshes, music coming to a halt, and whooshes that bring music to a halt, you wouldn’t be able to tell if this was a comedy or a serious drama about raising kids. But with the addition of the sound effects, Disney is sure to be laughing, not crying, all the way to the bank! Let’s do it by statistics:
Whooshes- 21
Music screeching to a halt- 7
Whooshes that screech the music to a halt- 3
Dogs going “Hrrrm?”- 1

Well, I’m gonna go make some dinner. But I’m about to find out (whoosh)… that being a cook… (my dog looks up at me with an inquisitive grunt) isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!
Music cuts out, cut to me with lobsters attached to my fingers, nose, and groin. James Brown kicks in.
Scott Gairdner in… “Main Course”! Coming this fall!