Wed 18 Jul 2007
The word on the street is, “Celebrity Cum Countdown” is awesome!
Here’s some thoughts from the College Humor audience:
“im in absolute disgust.” - Kayden, Baylor
“the room is spinning…. from gayness”- the_dude, North Carolina State
“no this video is gay, not because it isn’t funny, that part I am used to. The content is just extremely gay, just cum, gay guys, and semi attractive girls who like to drink nicely flavored cum” - Witzel, Augsburg
All of this brings up an interesting question: at what point does a video become gay? Is it genetic, or can a video will itself to be gay or not? I wonder how long it takes a video to realize it’s gay. I’ve heard about Christian camps that videos can go to to be cured, but I doubt they work. Is it difficult for a video to admit to its parents that it is gay? Gay video marriage is surely far from being legalized, but perhaps this gay video can marry my “Dave Matthews video”, of which “youwishuhastalent” said, “you must have to much time on your hands if you make a video thats gay…fag”
Leave a comment and weigh in on these issues.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Tastes great!
July 20th, 2007 at 12:36 am
Gay.
Actually maybe you could respond as the video to commenters and tell them they’re gay, to which they’ll respond “no, you’re gay” and then your video can say “well hey, if we’re both gay why don’t we marry each other” to which the commenter say “but we’re not going to get married” then
“why not, we’re both gay”
“No, only you, video, are gay”
“I’m not gay, commenter”
“Prove it video”
“Ah, but the burden of proof is on you, commenter”
“There’s cum in the video”
“You have cum inside of you, commenter, but you say you’re not gay”
“Mine is inside my body and I only put it on women or men if I’m a woman”
“I am not gendered, commenter”
“You have defeated me, video”
That would be the simplest way to deal with it, really.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Also, WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOUR VIDEOS ON COLLEGEHUMOR R RATED NOW. Someone is after you, I’m very angry.
July 21st, 2007 at 2:06 am
Just stop making gay videos, Scott. Obviously, it is the parent, like the director, who TURNS any one video gay with all his mothering about and uncontrolled femininity. I bet it was that one time you let the video wear bathing suit instead of underwear.
July 21st, 2007 at 8:13 am
you must have to much time if you make a posting on a website about a video that’s gay…fags!
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