Here’s the first in what I hope will be a continuing series of entries about my job as a tour guide at Universal Studios. Maybe it’s just me, but I think this job is really fascinating. As a Universal tour guide, you are witness to both the wide-eyed optimism of young tourists dreaming the Hollywood dream, and the crushing depression of adults who have long since given up on said dream.
June 2007
Sat 30 Jun 2007
Fri 29 Jun 2007
Pac Man continues its reign of terror on the internet. It made it onto the “Hit Links” list at the bottom of imdb.com. Check it out here: IMDB!
If you are a famous producer who stumbled upon this page due to IMDB, I’m a writer/director/editor/actor, and I will do all of these for you as soon as you wish.
And of course, here’s the movie.
And if you like Pac Man, you’ll like this one more: several movies based on Disneyland rides.
Tue 26 Jun 2007
Fri 22 Jun 2007
A pleasant surprise while Googling this morning, I found an IMDB page for myself! I was an intern for 6 months at “Moral Orel”, created and produced by the great Dino Stamatopoulos. While there, I poorly fumbled around building puppet bodies, made awkward conversation, and did a fair amount of After Effects work. Here’s an episode that is both extremely funny and which features several shots I worked on. Watch around 10:18 for when Orel is putting a pin in a guy’s ass and it falls to the ground, I did the wire removal on that one!
Wed 20 Jun 2007
As many of you know, I’m a tour guide at Universal Studios (where you can ride the movies). Occasionally I check Youtube for clips of me doing the tour, and I recently found a couple. This will give you a small taste of the hilarity I bring to this Los Angeles institution, and and even bigger taste of what I get to sit through 3 times a day.
Wed 13 Jun 2007
I don’t want this just to be a site about my movies, I also want to keep you guys up to date on the latest music! With that in mind, let me tell you a band that has been simply rocking all of my socks lately. They’re called Linkin Park.

Wed 13 Jun 2007
Since there’s no credits, let me give a big thanks here to everybody who helped out:
“Space Mountain”
Cast: Ryan Mitchell, Scott Gairdner, Brian Engh (Spacesquatch)
Written by Scott Gairdner and Ryan Mitchell, Shot by Will Hyler
Spacesquatch costume built by Brian Engh
“Hall of Presidents”
Starring: Matt Moore (Jefferson), Scott Gairdner (Nixon), Will Hyler (Polk), Tony Wilson (Lincoln), Chris Chappell (Head Terrorist), Perry Smith (Clinton), Ryan Mitchell (Colonial President), Brian Engh (Terrorist)
Camera by Katie Bode and Scott Gairdner, Hair and Makeup by Amanda Ellexson
Breakaway door built by Will Hyler
“Churros”
Starring: Brad Schulz (Churro Buyer), Scott Gairdner (Churro Seller)
Shot by Will Hyler, Dolly Grip: Brian Rowe
And a big special thanks to Sam Reich and everybody at College Humor!
Mon 11 Jun 2007

















